Poll Results are in:

Two weeks ago I asked the public :"Does this blog make you more inclined to grow a moustache?" What surprised me was that a lot more people voted than I originally thought! (over 40 people!)


The results were:

I already have a moustache: 37%
Yes: 28%
No: 26%


Analysis:

It's interesting that more people have moustaches than people who want moustaches. More people want moustaches than people who don't want moustaches. So according to my research (and brain), in the future there will be more moustaches than there are now!!

Even Glenn Beck couldn't explain my moustache logic more clearly

Unfortunately, if 37% of my viewers have moustaches, I have a feeling my blog is much more popular with men than women. Ideally I'd like balance!

If you have any suggestions for blog improvement, leave me a comment :) I'll be doing a post on truck drivers with moustaches soon.

Are LEGO designers racist?!

I'm not sure if anyone else but me realized this (I'm pretty sure nobody but me has, actually), but LEGO designers must have some beef against people with moustaches. Every time a character made with LEGOs is fashioned with a moustache, they have an evil, disgruntled expression on their face.

This LEGO worker is obviously disgruntled with his current construction job. Communist!

But why does LEGO do this? I think it's to subliminally teach children aged 4-10 not to trust people with moustaches, when there's no real evidence out there (other than what movies teach us) that people with moustaches are more evil than people without them. While I might sound like a rambling Glenn Beck right now, let me show you more examples of LEGOs general hatred towards moustaches.

This is the head of LEGOs 'Santa Claus' head. tsk tsk.

This guy is obviously modelled after that dude from Indiana Jones (but that guy didn't have a 'stache.)

Just look at his evil eyebrows!

To LEGOs credit,  I did find a LEGO man with a happy expression on his face, but really he just looks like a stereotypical archaeologist guy. But don't let his smile deceive you, his eyebrows are still mildly arched evilly.

Adventure time eminent.

On another note, my followers have officially surpassed my number of posts! Sweet. Thanks guys!

-The Moustache Man