|Old Zappa: nothing special, nobody cared.|
|This man means business.|
So, what exactly turned this poor, sad, guido looking man into the famous figure he is today? Obviously his moustache. People started listening to him, females would attempt to lick him, he would write songs about having crabs and they made girls lust for him.
He died at around age 50, happy, smiling and at harmony with himself. You inspire us all!