|come at me bro|
How does his gun arm even work? How do you fire a gun without a hand? This is where the moustache comes in. His moustache (which shares a mental link with his brain) fires the gun when he decides the time is right. His beard deflects bullets, which explains why he can take so much damage.
Some might argue with me and say that Sephiroth was manlier. Lies. Lies and slander! He burned down a village, but he wore a leather overcoat or something, and mumbles to himself.
Plus if you levelled Barrett enough, he could kill Sephiroth. So screw that pansy, Barrett all the way.
You gotta understand somethin' [...] I gotta fight. 'Cause if I don't...the planet's gonna die. So I'm gonna keep fightin'!
—Barret, explaining why he's so manly and his shoe size is probably like 37I don't care it's a final fantasy game, VII was awesome back in the day!
Question for my readers: Who are your favourite video game characters? leave a comment :)