|That's not a knife! This is a knife|
I've seen Machete twice in my life, and both times, guess what: I fell asleep. That's right, I made it to the 55 minute mark both times and then fell asleep. I don't know why.... I usually don't fall asleep during movies. I think Machete had Stephen Segal in it, from what I remember... Violence.... Cool parts... Wont ruin anything...
Yeah, that's right, I just reviewed a film made a year ago and didn't watch all of it. Smooth moves on my part.
With all that in mind, I rate this film a solid 8.5/10. Sin City was better (9/10) , since I watched all of it. Plus Sin City had Bruce Willis (who is awesome in every way).
I also recommend checking out Sin City. It has this guy in it. A man so strong he breaks out of jail with his bare hands. BARE HANDS
|If you've seen this movie, you know this guy is serious business|
With that in mind, I wish you all good day!