Machete: One Angry Mexic....zzzzzZZzzZzzz...

That's not a knife! This is a knife
Sure, Machete came out in 2010. Maybe I'm the last guy in the world to see it, but I think it deserves a review anyways.  Like all of Robert Rodriguez's films, this film was really over the top: full of cliches, bad puns, a main character who is unstoppable and determined, bent on revenge.

I've seen Machete twice in my life, and both times, guess what: I fell asleep. That's right, I made it to the 55 minute mark both times and then fell asleep. I don't know why.... I usually don't fall asleep during movies. I think Machete had Stephen Segal in it, from what I remember... Violence.... Cool parts... Wont ruin anything...


Yeah, that's right, I just reviewed a film made a year ago and didn't watch all of it. Smooth moves on my part.

With all that in mind, I rate this film a solid 8.5/10. Sin City was better (9/10) , since I watched all of it. Plus Sin City had Bruce Willis (who is awesome in every way).

I also recommend checking out Sin City. It has this guy in it. A man so strong he breaks out of jail with his bare hands. BARE HANDS

If you've seen this movie, you know this guy is serious business

With that in mind, I wish you all good day!

-Moustache Man


  1. Haha I'm probably not gonna watch it :P something about it just turns me away YET I do love sin city. You should consider checking out lucky number slevin if you haven't already

  2. Sin City is great - very 'rewatchable'.

  3. I loved this movie and counted down the days until it dropped in theaters.

  4. I've seen Machete, it was... something. Haven't seen Sin City yet though, I'll have to check it out.

  5. I liked sin city. Haven't actually seen machete yet, but its on my list of movies to watch.

  6. Dude, how can you fall asleep during Machete?! +the pun at the end is one of the best ever.

  7. I cant get myself to watch this movie. It seems like there are too many movies to follow the same recipe.