50th Post: How To Properly Twirl a Moustache!

I'm serious. There's rules to this shiz. Momma always said, "if you're going to do something, do it right, or don't do it at all"

He twirled the moustache right. If only he could un-pierce his ears

(1) Between the thumb and forefinger of each hand, emulsify a small ball of mustache wax.

(2) Working from the inside of your mustache, spread the wax out toward the tips, using a comb if necessary.

(3) Roll each tip into a point between your fingers, bending the curled mustache into half circles that open toward your face.

Source: Esquire Magazine!