Teddy Roosevelt on Decision Making

I can't tell if this is real or fake

I hope for her sake that its fake, but I think it's real. It could be photoshop... Oh well! Hopefully she grew it for movember to raise money for prostate cancer.

My recommendation for a Halloween/Movember Moustache!

Charming

Not only is Halloween coming up, but Movember is too! Why not kill two birds with one stone and grow a moustache for both occasions. My suggestion is the Daniel Day-Lewis from 'Gangs of New York'.

Not only would it work well in the context of a costume, but it would remain stylish for all of November as well.
 
Movember is a yearly event that runs during the month of november where men grow moustaches to help raise money to cure prostate cancer. Prostate cancer is one of the leading causes of death in men, so it's definitely for a good cause.
There's a website dedicated to it that you can check out here:


www.movember.com

Rate the Moustache: Brad Pitt from Inglorious Basterds

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Yesterday I asked you to rate Robert Downy Jr.'s moustache, to which an overwhealming 10 people voted. woot

The results were an impressive 7.5 on 10! The best comment by far was by Erika, who pointed out that if you flip his picture upside down, his mouth/moustache/beard becomes this fish head thing. Mind... BLOWN!

never unsee

But todays question: On a scale of 1 to 10, what do you rate Brad Pitt's moustache from Inglorious Basterds? Leave a comment!

Rate the Moustache: Robert Downy Jr.

I don't care what you rate me,  peasant!

Todays moustache to rate is that of Robert Downy Jr. I really liked him in Tropic Thunder, although a lot of people I know said it was stupid. I know it was stupid, but just because a movie is stupid, doesn't mean it's bad (see: Forrest Gump). He makes a pretty good Ironman too, but supposidly he hated playing the role. Whatev!

On my last 'Rate the Moustache' of Kanye West, the average score was slightly under a 4 on 10. I felt the comment that most encapsulated the problem of Kanyes moustache was rinns, who said " I need a thick manly 'stache/beard for a manly man!"

So Kanye needs to step his moustache game up! Don't get down on yourself Kanye. Perhaps eating some fish sticks will make you feel better?

PS. I'd just like to mention, that if you need a break from this testosterone filled blog, and just want to look at cute animals, you should go check out the blog

http://omgtoocute.blogspot.com/

which has pages and pages of little animals and it's updated daily!

Vincent Van Gogh: Moustache Visionary

How could I run a blog about having epic moustaches without having Van Gogh somewhere. Everyone knows that the lead paint he used drove him to insanity, but it's a lesser known fact that his moustache helped keep him sane. Keep all this misinformation in mind, next time you see a painting by Van Gogh.

Swiss Moustache

 

The moustache is very wide, but I think he trimmed too much under his nose, and it's a bit patchy in the middle. The excessive use of moustache wax helps rectify this problem, but overall, an exceptional moustache. The hat and swiss suspenders really help the image. Good stuff! 9/10

Hindi Moustache

He looks pretty happy and I don't blame him. It could use some tidying up, but overall, very quality! 8.5 out of 10 on the moustache scale.

Impress your friends with a Moustache Cake

It gases longingly into your eyes

It's actually a cake of Tom Selleck. The little pink flowers add to the fantasy, while the chesthair made of sprinkles is a nice touch!

My friend pointed out to me a few posts ago that behind him is a zen garden.  Lol. gangster. I also cleaned up my blog a bit, to make it load faster, decreasing overall suckiness by 20%. woot!

Repost: 6 Steps to Growing the Moustache of your Dreams

This post was so good, I had to repost it for new viewers: read away!

Einsteins knowing look says it all

Growing a moustache is no easy task. It takes perseverance, patience, and backbone. Show your friends (and especially your enemies) that you're better than them. Here's some easy steps to help start you on your journey.

Maybe next year

Step 1. Figure out your age.


Can you even grow a 'stache? Is it even a possibility for you? If your mom still folds your underpants, you probably can't. If girls still have cooties, you shouldn't be growing one in the first place.

Adopted? Well ask your fake parents to estimate. You should be at least (AT LEAST) 18 years old. Anything younger than that and it's just going to look patchy and gross.

This isn't a girl. Just a heads up.

Step 2: Figure out your gender

 If you're a male, continue to Step 3. This step should be pretty easy for most of us. If you can't get past this step, I suggest asking 5 strangers on the street to see which gender you most look like. Hopefully, most should know. Don't accept candy or enter any vans. Just walk away. Walk. Away.

Step 3: Which Moustache is Right for You?


Choosing the right 'stache is very important. You cannot start off wanting to grow a Box Car then switch to Trucker.  That's unthinkable! You will have disastrous results. Just don't. Figure out which moustache you want to grow and stick to it.

If you can't make up your mind, go for business man or undercover brother. Both are respectable. 



Step 4: Wait


Like all fine things in life, moustaches take patience and time, like a fine wine, or aged cheddar cheese.

That's the Spirit!

Here's some suggestions:

• -Chop wood
• -Buy a watch
• -Eat bacon
• -Find a wife (this becomes easier with a moustache though)
• -Fight in a war
• -Drive a truck
• -Sleep (keep one eye open at all times)
• -Buy scissors and a razor

 

Step 5: Taming the Beast


So the hair has started to grow, has it? good stuff. It's better to start taming the 'stache at the start rather than letting your face turn into a jungle then hacking through it with a machete (although the second option gets you man points).

Use scissors to trim the long bits, and a razor to cut the short bits. Don't use shaving cream. It only reduces irritation, and if you can't man through skin irritation; growing a moustache isn't for you. If you screw up this stage, cut it all off and go back to step 4.

Step 6: Welcome to Moustache Paradise

When your moustache reaches completion, you will start to notice slight changes. Arms and legs feel stronger, women seem suddenly attracted to your dangerous side, food tastes better than it ever had. Colours even start to look brighter. You've done it. You've done it brother. You've made us proud! You've made all of us proud!

Over 100 subscribers?! Over 5000 views?! OVER 9000 POWERLEVEL?!

But seriously folks. If I say so myself; not so shabby! . Notice how the clip even features a moustache. that's how real %$#* gets sometimes. Just ask R Kelly.

But in all honesty, I'm posting some celebratory moustaches for your eyes only. The results of the polls are in, and people seem to be favouring pictures of epic moustaches over articles and videos. So more pictures will be posted with captions. Thanks again for voting + following me :) <3<3

;-) Ron gets 7.5/10

you get 6/10 lenin

0/10. Put your collar down!

Tom Selleck gets 9/10 for the manliness that escapes from it

-40 / 10 for Rebecca Black. God... never again. never make another song again.

Ali G: Bad moustache, but so funny (a little NSFW)

His moustache is only a 3/10 (but he's really funny)

The mouse in the microwave part had me cracking up so hard. I might go out and buy the DVDs of the Ali G show sometime. Pure gold

Alex Trebek: a fallen soul, a turn for the worse

Bad Alex. Very bad Alex! 0/10

Alex Trebek used to be much more handsome than he currently is. Without the moustache, nobody except old people watch Jeoparty. This makes me sad. Grow it back Alex!

you cannot resist my stare 9/10

RIP NATE DOGG :C

He had a stroke a few years ago... And he had a gangster moustache too. RIP

His silky smooth voice will always be remembered :C

The Indian Moustache: A Journey through Music!

After watching this multiple times and asking a friend who speaks Hindi (or something like tha), the video is about the 4 elements coming together, then debating about a woman (so he says), then coming together as a whole at the end.

Try follow his top notch dance moves. It's impossible! Why is he always pointing at stuff?

So what does his moustache get on the Moustache Man Moustacho-Scale?
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8.5/10. My biggest criticism is that it's not thick enough. But it really shows tells me where he's from!

Salvador Dali: Artist, Eccentric and Moustache Connoisseur

U Jealous?

As one of the more famous moustache connoisseurs to have ever lived, I decided to post a few notable paintings of his (other than The Persistence of Memory). From wikipedia: "Surrealist works feature the element of surprise, unexpected juxtapositions and non sequitur". For those who don't know, here's a few paintings:

 

Note how the swans turn to elephants in the reflection

Salvador Dali: "Dividing by Zero"

Unlike many other artists, Salvador was one of the only artists to become rich and famous while he was alive. Because of this, there has been a number of different (and very, very expensive) jewels and jewelry designed by him, all covered in rubies, gold, pearls, diamonds.

Worth more than yo grill.

pimp

If a Salvador Dali exhibit rolls into your town, go check it out!

On a semi-related note, I was watching The Onion News and saw this pretty surrealist sketch which I thought was really funny. Check it out!

Cheers!

WHY?!?

Somehow the Cool Moustache Balances Out the Sunglasses