I may not be an expert on this, but I'm pretty sure it's shopped

The earrings are a nice touch. It definitely gives a Mexican vibe. Note the feint traces of a beard

Impress your friends with a Moustache Cake

It gases longingly into your eyes

It's actually a cake of Tom Selleck. The little pink flowers add to the fantasy, while the chesthair made of sprinkles is a nice touch!

My friend pointed out to me a few posts ago that behind him is a zen garden.  Lol. gangster. I also cleaned up my blog a bit, to make it load faster, decreasing overall suckiness by 20%. woot!