Teddy Roosevelt on Decision Making

I can't tell if this is real or fake

I hope for her sake that its fake, but I think it's real. It could be photoshop... Oh well! Hopefully she grew it for movember to raise money for prostate cancer.

My recommendation for a Halloween/Movember Moustache!

Charming

Not only is Halloween coming up, but Movember is too! Why not kill two birds with one stone and grow a moustache for both occasions. My suggestion is the Daniel Day-Lewis from 'Gangs of New York'.

Not only would it work well in the context of a costume, but it would remain stylish for all of November as well.
 
Movember is a yearly event that runs during the month of november where men grow moustaches to help raise money to cure prostate cancer. Prostate cancer is one of the leading causes of death in men, so it's definitely for a good cause.
There's a website dedicated to it that you can check out here:


www.movember.com

Don't disappoint Tommy Lee Jones

They say that a picture says a thousand words? Well... that's convenient! I don't feel like writing an essay on how badass Tommy Lee Jones looks. :P

German Beard and Moustache Championships (2008)

Yes, this exists hahaha. I noticed that this guy is in the championships too! Enjoy :)

One of the better reasons to join a club

After taking a small vacation, I'm back home to the internet. Thanks for your patience. I found this video about a moustache club, I found it informative and cool. Enjoy!




PS.

Vacation Time! Well. For me at least

I haven't been posting for a while, so SORRY! Life comes up sometimes, but I'll be back blogging in the near future, so don't worry!

In the meantime, here's a .gif someone made of a scene in Rebecca Blacks terrible abortion of a song called 'Friday'. Take care fellow bloggers!

Nothing Sells Chicken...

come on, buy my chicken

...like a guy with a moustache. Remember, when you eat Kentucky Fried Chicken, you know you're eaeting only the finest, grain fed, lightly deep fried chicken money can buy!


;-)

Moustache/Beard length guide

Here's a guide to moustache (and beard) lengths, for those who don't know what each length of hair means. My favourite is wizard and super-wizard haha.

Rate the Moustache: Brad Pitt from Inglorious Basterds

Gnatzies

Yesterday I asked you to rate Robert Downy Jr.'s moustache, to which an overwhealming 10 people voted. woot

The results were an impressive 7.5 on 10! The best comment by far was by Erika, who pointed out that if you flip his picture upside down, his mouth/moustache/beard becomes this fish head thing. Mind... BLOWN!

never unsee

But todays question: On a scale of 1 to 10, what do you rate Brad Pitt's moustache from Inglorious Basterds? Leave a comment!

Epic Moustache Prank (It's a must watch)

What's that you say. Moustache... Prank... but also epic??!?

It was also a user-submission! So thanks very much, my anonymous fan!

Vincent Van Gogh: Moustache Visionary

How could I run a blog about having epic moustaches without having Van Gogh somewhere. Everyone knows that the lead paint he used drove him to insanity, but it's a lesser known fact that his moustache helped keep him sane. Keep all this misinformation in mind, next time you see a painting by Van Gogh.

I may not be an expert on this, but I'm pretty sure it's shopped

The earrings are a nice touch. It definitely gives a Mexican vibe. Note the feint traces of a beard

Impress your friends with a Moustache Cake

It gases longingly into your eyes

It's actually a cake of Tom Selleck. The little pink flowers add to the fantasy, while the chesthair made of sprinkles is a nice touch!

My friend pointed out to me a few posts ago that behind him is a zen garden.  Lol. gangster. I also cleaned up my blog a bit, to make it load faster, decreasing overall suckiness by 20%. woot!

Over 100 subscribers?! Over 5000 views?! OVER 9000 POWERLEVEL?!

But seriously folks. If I say so myself; not so shabby! . Notice how the clip even features a moustache. that's how real %$#* gets sometimes. Just ask R Kelly.

But in all honesty, I'm posting some celebratory moustaches for your eyes only. The results of the polls are in, and people seem to be favouring pictures of epic moustaches over articles and videos. So more pictures will be posted with captions. Thanks again for voting + following me :) <3<3

;-) Ron gets 7.5/10

you get 6/10 lenin

0/10. Put your collar down!

Tom Selleck gets 9/10 for the manliness that escapes from it

-40 / 10 for Rebecca Black. God... never again. never make another song again.

Alex Trebek: a fallen soul, a turn for the worse

Bad Alex. Very bad Alex! 0/10

Alex Trebek used to be much more handsome than he currently is. Without the moustache, nobody except old people watch Jeoparty. This makes me sad. Grow it back Alex!

you cannot resist my stare 9/10

A little St. Patties Day Moustache

Flann O' Chester McFinnigan here, wishing you all a happy St Patties!

Try staring at this guys moustache for 10 seconds without smirking. It's impossible!

RIP NATE DOGG :C

He had a stroke a few years ago... And he had a gangster moustache too. RIP

His silky smooth voice will always be remembered :C

The Indian Moustache: A Journey through Music!

After watching this multiple times and asking a friend who speaks Hindi (or something like tha), the video is about the 4 elements coming together, then debating about a woman (so he says), then coming together as a whole at the end.

Try follow his top notch dance moves. It's impossible! Why is he always pointing at stuff?

So what does his moustache get on the Moustache Man Moustacho-Scale?
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8.5/10. My biggest criticism is that it's not thick enough. But it really shows tells me where he's from!

Moustache'y Old Spice Commercial

Some might call these ads mildly sexist, but I feel they put men in a negative light sometimes more than women. Either way, I really like this ad campaign for how ridiculous they are. 

If I had to rate this guy, 9.5/10, just because he took off the moustache halfway through the sketch. tsk tsk!