The Indian Moustache: A Journey through Music!

After watching this multiple times and asking a friend who speaks Hindi (or something like tha), the video is about the 4 elements coming together, then debating about a woman (so he says), then coming together as a whole at the end.

Try follow his top notch dance moves. It's impossible! Why is he always pointing at stuff?

So what does his moustache get on the Moustache Man Moustacho-Scale?
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8.5/10. My biggest criticism is that it's not thick enough. But it really shows tells me where he's from!