Pai Mei: King of Earth

(This article was too good to not repost. I'll start making original content soon :P

 For millennia, undignified men across the globe have yearned for the ability to grow badass amounts of facial hair, then shape it to show off their wisdom and power within. While many may try, only a choice few have ever been able to achieve the careful balance of patience, bravery, and inner-awesomeness to actually grow the hair of their dreams.

Pai Mei is one of these men.

His raw amount of eyebrow hair combined with the reconstruction of the classic Fu Manchu turns his boring, spherical monkey-like face into a thing of ancient power and virtue.

Submit any pictures of men who has achieved this godlike status to

Could have been worse. 7/10


  1. wow, I wasn't aware that is real. I'm currently sporting a handlebar. it's pretty tight but no where near those beautiful white locks!

  2. haha if you send a good picture to my email ill post it

  3. Damn dude you just got me depressed. I had to hsave my beard for work, it was nice too, now I've got this stupid baby face type deal. Not too mention my fiancee preferred the ruggedness of it. Oh well, a time will come... a time will come..

  4. That /facepalm was my thoughts exactly.


  5. HAHAHA that is classic! So good.

  6. All the most powerful men in history have had a mustache!