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2 places where moustaches shouldn't belong
Just looks wrong and out of place. I'd be sad too.
He's unhappy. Kids don't wanna play with him (it's kind of strange we let kids play with guys who wear makeup to try amuse your kids). See, these strange clown people shouldn't be allowed to wear a moustache.
a razor would be an improvement IMO
Girls really shouldn't have moustaches. I've got nothing against feminism, but equal rights growing facial hair isn't something worth fighting. I just don't think it's a good look.