I need your opinion! Rate the Moustache: Frank Zappa

giving you the crazy eyes!

After tallying the votes, the Brad Pitt lip tickler moustache got a 5/10. Sorry Brad, it appears you're no longer sexiest man of the year, you Basterd. I mean it's not a bad score, but it isn't a pass. Austin probably hit it right on the nose when he said "he's probably only doing it for the free moustache rides"

The final moustache to rate is that of Frank Zappa. His moustache made him a legend in the rock world, and gave him superpowers to play crazy guitar solo's and compose the strangest of music.

What do you think of it? Rate it on a scale of 1 to 10 in a comment below! Funny/good comments will be published in my next post!

It was Inevitable: A Post about Frank Zappa

Old Zappa: nothing special, nobody cared.

A little about the man. He grew up, was kind of boring in his teen years. Nobody took Zappa seriously. I think he was partially Italian or something. Yeah, scholars don't really know (or care) about his early life, probably because he didn't have a moustache. It's whats known to historians as a 'grey area' of history.

This man means business.

But as Zappa started growing his moustache, he became more creative, girls started liking him more. For him, things started looking up! He started a band ( called The Mothers of Invention) and put out a record called "Freak Out!" which is a classic for the time.

So, what exactly turned this poor, sad, guido looking man into the famous figure he is today? Obviously his moustache. People started listening to him, females would attempt to lick him, he would write songs about having crabs and they made girls lust for him.




He died at around age 50, happy, smiling and at harmony with himself.  You inspire us all!