Pai Mei: King of Earth

(This article was too good to not repost. I'll start making original content soon :P


 For millennia, undignified men across the globe have yearned for the ability to grow badass amounts of facial hair, then shape it to show off their wisdom and power within. While many may try, only a choice few have ever been able to achieve the careful balance of patience, bravery, and inner-awesomeness to actually grow the hair of their dreams.

Pai Mei is one of these men.

His raw amount of eyebrow hair combined with the reconstruction of the classic Fu Manchu turns his boring, spherical monkey-like face into a thing of ancient power and virtue.

Submit any pictures of men who has achieved this godlike status to epicmoustacheblog@gmail.com
 




Could have been worse. 7/10
/facepalm

11 comments:

  1. Electric AddictMarch 23, 2011 at 1:32 AM

    not to mention champion white lol

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  2. XuianMarch 23, 2011 at 4:05 AM

    wow, I wasn't aware that is real. I'm currently sporting a handlebar. it's pretty tight but no where near those beautiful white locks!

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  3. DrivebotMarch 23, 2011 at 4:07 AM

    haha if you send a good picture to my email ill post it

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  4. StevesonaplaneMarch 23, 2011 at 4:19 AM

    Those eyebrows...

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  5. JoelRiterMarch 23, 2011 at 4:20 AM

    Damn dude you just got me depressed. I had to hsave my beard for work, it was nice too, now I've got this stupid baby face type deal. Not too mention my fiancee preferred the ruggedness of it. Oh well, a time will come... a time will come..

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  6. UnknownMarch 23, 2011 at 5:26 AM

    awesome indeed

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  7. MoobeatMarch 23, 2011 at 1:49 PM

    i wish ihad one of those

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  8. IzzoSkizzyMarch 23, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    That /facepalm was my thoughts exactly.

    +follow

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  9. Eric PMarch 23, 2011 at 8:53 PM

    HAHAHA that is classic! So good.

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  10. ZombieMarch 24, 2011 at 6:49 AM

    All the most powerful men in history have had a mustache!

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  11. Stef PelgrimsMarch 24, 2011 at 6:50 AM

    omg lol!

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