Machete: One Angry Mexic....zzzzzZZzzZzzz...

That's not a knife! This is a knife
Sure, Machete came out in 2010. Maybe I'm the last guy in the world to see it, but I think it deserves a review anyways.  Like all of Robert Rodriguez's films, this film was really over the top: full of cliches, bad puns, a main character who is unstoppable and determined, bent on revenge.

I've seen Machete twice in my life, and both times, guess what: I fell asleep. That's right, I made it to the 55 minute mark both times and then fell asleep. I don't know why.... I usually don't fall asleep during movies. I think Machete had Stephen Segal in it, from what I remember... Violence.... Cool parts... Wont ruin anything...


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Yeah, that's right, I just reviewed a film made a year ago and didn't watch all of it. Smooth moves on my part.

With all that in mind, I rate this film a solid 8.5/10. Sin City was better (9/10) , since I watched all of it. Plus Sin City had Bruce Willis (who is awesome in every way).

I also recommend checking out Sin City. It has this guy in it. A man so strong he breaks out of jail with his bare hands. BARE HANDS

If you've seen this movie, you know this guy is serious business


With that in mind, I wish you all good day!

-Moustache Man
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8 comments:

  1. AlexanderMarch 7, 2011 at 5:33 AM

    Haha I'm probably not gonna watch it :P something about it just turns me away YET I do love sin city. You should consider checking out lucky number slevin if you haven't already

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  2. AlphabetaMarch 7, 2011 at 5:57 AM

    Sin City is great - very 'rewatchable'.

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  3. MoobeatMarch 7, 2011 at 6:19 AM

    I loved this movie and counted down the days until it dropped in theaters.

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  4. AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 8:14 AM

    I've seen Machete, it was... something. Haven't seen Sin City yet though, I'll have to check it out.

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  5. duffboiMarch 7, 2011 at 8:43 AM

    I liked sin city. Haven't actually seen machete yet, but its on my list of movies to watch.

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  6. MotivationalizedMarch 7, 2011 at 9:38 AM

    Dude, how can you fall asleep during Machete?! +the pun at the end is one of the best ever.

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  7. UnknownMarch 7, 2011 at 12:17 PM

    both are awesome movies :P

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  8. DwrekMarch 7, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    I cant get myself to watch this movie. It seems like there are too many movies to follow the same recipe.

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